Dating jokes humor

And if you get that far, you’re more than likely to get a date with whomever you’ve swiped right on.

It really is a no-brainer to learn a few decent pick-up lines.

All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules!

You’ve just matched with that hot girl or guy on Tinder and want to gain their attention.

Earlier this year, writing for Motherboard, Daniel Stuckey proclaimed Tinder—the geo-location hook up app that matches users together only after both have approved of each other—to be the end of online dating as we know it.He touted its minimalism and straight-to-the-point approach. Profiles lack the basic information typically provided on other dating sites and apps, leaving users to select a match solely on looks. So put down that beaker, take off your safety glasses, and enjoy a few chemistry jokes and riddles. Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? A: He He Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. A: CSI Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"? I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…He said Na Br O Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through." Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?